Author Archives: Billy The Poet

About Billy The Poet

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The Week in Bad Poems: Hillary Clinton Edition

The field of hopefuls, and the rest of us hope less. Continue reading

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The Week in Bad Poems: Is it Weird That Your Ass Reminds Me of a Kanye West Song Edition

Stuff I read in the New York Times / In rhymes. Continue reading

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Your Moment of Zen Edition

And now, your moment of Zen. Continue reading

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The Week in Bad Haiku: The Force Awakens

Billy the Poet / watches some movie trailers / writes some bad haiku. Continue reading

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7 Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Haters Gonna Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Edition

All the news that’s fit to hate. Continue reading

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Scotland Edition

If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap. Continue reading

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The Week in Bad Poems: Jay-Z Edition

Poems of our time. In rhyme. Continue reading

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