Required Reading
- What’s Your Problem with Joe Biden?
- Dirty Rubles: An Introduction to Trump/Russia (My New Book)
- Youth for the President
- A Summary of the Conspiracy Against the United States
- Trump: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Part 3)
- Postcards from the Resistance, Vol. 8: Mother of All
- From Lance Armstrong to Trump: The Rise & Fall of the Deified Narcissist
- Reading Malcolm X in Texas
- Playing the Donald Trump Game
- President Rapist: Women Under Trump
- An Open Letter to My Fellow Liberals
- The Democrats Can’t Win If They Won’t Fight
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Tag Archives: larry benner
SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Wedding Helter, Honeymoon Skelter
Every single thing that we shouldn’t be talking about now combined in one easy-to-swallow gel cap. Continue reading
A NUANCED REDUCTION OF HUMAN MISERY
Larry Benner reports from deep in a Dumpster, while embedded with a homeless unit. Continue reading
Posted in Popular Culture
Tagged Black Sabbath, Dumpster diving, dumpsters, food, food trucks, Homelessness, larry benner, one percent, portland, tours, wealth disparity
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WIGGER
In which Larry Benner dons an Edie Sedgewick toup in the best essay using the phrase “floor pie” you will read all year. Continue reading
Posted in Memoir
Tagged Afghan Wigs, Asheville, delivery, floor pie, floyd, larry benner, pizza, wig, wigger, wigs
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THE 50 GREATEST IDEAS I’VE FOUND SCRIBBLED ON SCRAPS OF PAPER IN MY POCKET AFTER I’VE BEEN DRINKING
“Her boyfriend is that handsome magical vampire from the past, Edgarton. There’s no way she would ever notice me. I try to sweep my hair all the way across my forehead and listen to Maroon 5, but it’s just no use.” Continue reading
Posted in 50 Greatest
Tagged alcohol, cultural references, larry benner, movie scripts, napkins, pocket scraps, random idea, scribbles, vietnam, Young Adult
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And To All a Good Night
In this holiday trilogy that should be read around the fire, Lawrence Benner brilliantly captures the heart and soul of Christmas. Plus evil, redemption, and the lifting of veils. Continue reading
Posted in Christmas
Tagged amsterdam, byzantium, Christmas, constantinople, copenhagen, holiday cheer, Hudson bay, larry benner, the elbe, the flood, to all a good night
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Turning Rebellion Into Money
Resigned to cultural plagiarism and the widespread appropriation of both Art and Punk, Lawrence Benner blows a hole in Ronald McDonald’s plastic forehead in revenge. Continue reading
Posted in Popular Culture
Tagged anarchy, bands, givenchy, justin beiber, lady gaga, larry benner, McDonald's, North Carolina, punk rock, pupae, ronald mcdonald, san francisco, urban outfitters
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The Flowering of Malice
Larry Benner goes back to the very beginning and then explains the world in twenty installments. Plus, rats the size of Schnauzers. Continue reading
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Tagged co-mingling, dinosaurs, larry benner, ligotage, the history of the world
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