The Week in Bad Haiku: The Force Awakens

A still shot from DWTS?

A still shot from DWTS?

Rupert’s Exodus
Jewish Christian Bale?
Makes a better Moses than
Charlton Heston.

I could read the book in less time than it would take to watch all three movies.

I could read the book in less time than it would take to watch all three movies.

Death to Hobbits
Middle-Earth, again?
J.R.R. rolls in his grave.
Peter Jackson, stop!

Too cool for a better poster.

Too cool for a better poster.

Episode VII
The last four films sucked.
Will Han Solo save this one?
Spoiler alert: no.

 

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