Category Archives: Seven Things We Don’t Care About

SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: That Party On The Roof Song

Posted on April 25, 2015 by Vince Navy

Every single thing that we shouldn’t be talking about now combined in one easy-to-swallow gel cap. Continue reading →

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: GOT POLLEN IF YOU WANT IT EDITION

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Harold D. Muir

Coach K, Ayn Rand and Pollen, these are NOT a few of my favorite things… Continue reading →

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week — No-Brainer Episode

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Don and Jenny Armbruster

Every single thing that we shouldn’t be talking about now combined in one easy-to-swallow gel cap. Continue reading →

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Your Mayor’s Speech Edition

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Vince Navy

Every single thing that we shouldn’t be talking about now combined in one easy-to-swallow gel cap. Continue reading →

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Pi Day Edition

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Harold D. Muir

  “Not caring about things since 1971, so that you don’t have to.”     The Apple Watch Even if Steve Jobs’s ghost is inside this machine—and I wouldn’t put it past him—I just don’t see how an expensive watch … Continue reading →

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The Week in Bad Poems: Is it Weird That Your Ass Reminds Me of a Kanye West Song Edition

Posted on March 7, 2015 by Billy The Poet

Stuff I read in the New York Times / In rhymes. Continue reading →

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Seven Things We Can’t Be Fucked About This Week — Bollocks Edition

Posted on February 28, 2015 by Old Sid Vicious

“I have no expectations darling, I have merely brought along my erect prosthetic penis in case of unanticipated contingency.” Continue reading →

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