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About Donald J/K Trump

Despite losing the popular vote by 2.8 million votes and being an admitted sexual predator, Donald J/K Trump is somehow president of these United States. He enjoys golden showers, Eastern European women, and well-done steak with ketchup.

Trump’s Inaugural Address: Unabridged Version

The complete text of the first draft of the address, translated from the original Russian. Continue reading

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