Author Archives: Sean Beaudoin

About Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin (@seanbeaudoin) is the author of five novels, including The Infects and Wise Young Fool. His new short story collection, Welcome Thieves, is just out with Algonquin Books.

The Thirteen Types of Men You Should Hate as Much or More than the Men You Already Pretty Much Instinctively Hate

A Response to Ms. Elissa Schappell, and Women in General, from a Man With Generally Tepid Opinions and a Natural Disdain For Forums, or, Finally, Someone (Sean Beaudoin) Dares to Step up and Defend White Men. Continue reading

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Do Androids Dream of Movie Trivia?

Sean Beaudoin has seen things you would not believe. Attacked ships of fire on the shoulder of Orion. And all those moments are lost in time like tears in rain. Except for this one, in which he flashes his Nexus-6-level movie trivia skills at a cocktail party. Continue reading

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A Cold Hard Bite of Steel

When a young Sean Beaudoin encounters a despotic Danielle Steel in a garish San Francisco mansion, life hangs in the balance. Continue reading

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The Dozens

Twelve things Sean Beaudoin says you need to know more than all the other things you need to know, including the plot of The Breakfast Club II: Allison’s Song. Continue reading

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