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About Vince Navy

Vince Navy is the original Walking Dude. After a stint in the Merchant Marine and a few tours on trumpet for Johnny Midnight and the Velveteers, he released his first chapbook Howling From The End of The End, which was followed by the iconic short story collection Abduction Songs and Cock Shadows. Navy currently lives in San Francisco with his partner Reina and their dogs Isolde and Tristan. He is hard at work on a novel about all the things Nathaniel West forgot to satirize. Follow him @VinceNavy

SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Your Writing

Posted on March 16, 2016 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Yer Apokalypse

Posted on August 8, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Losing Your Bruce

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Spinoff Edition

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: That Party On The Roof Song

Posted on April 25, 2015 by Vince Navy

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“Mad Men” Eulogies: Betty Draper

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Your Mayor’s Speech Edition

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Vince Navy

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