Tag Archives: HP Lovecraft

My Buzzy Valentine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Vibrating Masturbation Sleeve

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Tom Gualtieri

For Valentine’s Day, Tom Gualtieri searches in, out, up, down and all around for the perfect automated lover. Continue reading →

Posted in Sex | Tagged Betty Dodson, Brian Moylan, Chris Donaghue, Cobra Libre, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Fun Factory, Hot Octopuss, HP Lovecraft, HR Giger, Jezebel, Jimmyjane, Pulse, Sex, sex toys, Tango Smartvibe, vibrator, xtube | 10 Comments

My Year of Horror: Why Does Nature Hate Me?

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Tom Gualtieri

Bugs! Aliens! Missing links! And monsters! This month in MY YEAR OF HORROR, Tom Gualtieri feels the wrath of Mother Nature. Continue reading →

Posted in My Year of Horror | Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, Attack the Block, Basket Case, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Forrest Tucker, HP Lovecraft, Kingdom of the Spiders, Millicent Patrick, The Birds, The Call of Cthulhu, The Crawling Eye, The Trollenberg Terror, Them, Tippi Hedren, Universal Pictures, William Shatner | Leave a comment

When Cthulhu Calls

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Tom Gualtieri

In which Tom looks to mythology to rescue mankind from technology. Continue reading →

Posted in Popular Culture | Tagged ancient, Brian Perez, Chernabog, Cthulhu, Disney, Droid, Facebook, horror, HP Lovecraft, Instagram, iPhone, mythology, Phone Stack, smart phone, South Park, Twitter | 3 Comments