Required Reading
- What’s Your Problem with Joe Biden?
- Dirty Rubles: An Introduction to Trump/Russia (My New Book)
- Youth for the President
- A Summary of the Conspiracy Against the United States
- Trump: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Part 3)
- Postcards from the Resistance, Vol. 8: Mother of All
- From Lance Armstrong to Trump: The Rise & Fall of the Deified Narcissist
- Reading Malcolm X in Texas
- Playing the Donald Trump Game
- President Rapist: Women Under Trump
- An Open Letter to My Fellow Liberals
- The Democrats Can’t Win If They Won’t Fight
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Tag Archives: HP Lovecraft
My Buzzy Valentine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Vibrating Masturbation Sleeve
For Valentine’s Day, Tom Gualtieri searches in, out, up, down and all around for the perfect automated lover. Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged Betty Dodson, Brian Moylan, Chris Donaghue, Cobra Libre, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Fun Factory, Hot Octopuss, HP Lovecraft, HR Giger, Jezebel, Jimmyjane, Pulse, Sex, sex toys, Tango Smartvibe, vibrator, xtube
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My Year of Horror: Why Does Nature Hate Me?
Bugs! Aliens! Missing links! And monsters! This month in MY YEAR OF HORROR, Tom Gualtieri feels the wrath of Mother Nature. Continue reading
Posted in My Year of Horror
Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, Attack the Block, Basket Case, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Forrest Tucker, HP Lovecraft, Kingdom of the Spiders, Millicent Patrick, The Birds, The Call of Cthulhu, The Crawling Eye, The Trollenberg Terror, Them, Tippi Hedren, Universal Pictures, William Shatner
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When Cthulhu Calls
In which Tom looks to mythology to rescue mankind from technology. Continue reading
Posted in Popular Culture
Tagged ancient, Brian Perez, Chernabog, Cthulhu, Disney, Droid, Facebook, horror, HP Lovecraft, Instagram, iPhone, mythology, Phone Stack, smart phone, South Park, Twitter
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