ON THE FORMER MAYOR OF NEW YORK
Barack don’t hate the USA.
That’s not the right attitude. He
Thinks his country’s A-OK.
What he don’t like is Rudy.
ON ISLAMIC DOCTRINE
I’m no Muslim scholar,
But I would bet a dollar
That the Prophet who hates
Music and representational art
Would not find a place in his heart
For YouTube. ISIS are apostates.
ON JASON DERULO
It’s not that weird that her ass
Reminds you of a song by Kanye West,
But it is bizarre, and kind of crass,
That you sing about it with such zest.
Come on, Jason, show some class.
ON THE RETURN OF FRANK UNDERWOOD
I wrote this poem eight days ago, for I could foresee
That this past week, my inner Muses and Bards
Would be curled up in front of my little TV,
Binge-watching House of Cards.