Required Reading
- What’s Your Problem with Joe Biden?
- Dirty Rubles: An Introduction to Trump/Russia (My New Book)
- Youth for the President
- A Summary of the Conspiracy Against the United States
- Trump: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Part 3)
- Postcards from the Resistance, Vol. 8: Mother of All
- From Lance Armstrong to Trump: The Rise & Fall of the Deified Narcissist
- Reading Malcolm X in Texas
- Playing the Donald Trump Game
- President Rapist: Women Under Trump
- An Open Letter to My Fellow Liberals
- The Democrats Can’t Win If They Won’t Fight
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Author Archives: Lawrence Benner
Exhibitionism Masquerading as Depth
Many are unaware of the restorative power of running with a pack of imaginary wolves. Continue reading
The Island of Apples
Lawrence Benner locates his long lost daughter, and discovers that she is not a pixie living in a thorn bush. Continue reading
Posted in Memoir
Tagged Camel, Family Estrangement, Heredity, Octopus, Pixie-dust, The Island of Apples
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Who Would Jesus Shoe? – Child Evangelism in Public Schools
“We have a biblical obligation and the constitutional right to share the message of Jesus.” Lawrence Benner explores the activities of religious groups in the local elementary. Continue reading
A NUANCED REDUCTION OF HUMAN MISERY
Larry Benner reports from deep in a Dumpster, while embedded with a homeless unit. Continue reading
Posted in Popular Culture
Tagged Black Sabbath, Dumpster diving, dumpsters, food, food trucks, Homelessness, larry benner, one percent, portland, tours, wealth disparity
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WIGGER
In which Larry Benner dons an Edie Sedgewick toup in the best essay using the phrase “floor pie” you will read all year. Continue reading
Posted in Memoir
Tagged Afghan Wigs, Asheville, delivery, floor pie, floyd, larry benner, pizza, wig, wigger, wigs
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THE 50 GREATEST IDEAS I’VE FOUND SCRIBBLED ON SCRAPS OF PAPER IN MY POCKET AFTER I’VE BEEN DRINKING
“Her boyfriend is that handsome magical vampire from the past, Edgarton. There’s no way she would ever notice me. I try to sweep my hair all the way across my forehead and listen to Maroon 5, but it’s just no use.” Continue reading
Posted in 50 Greatest
Tagged alcohol, cultural references, larry benner, movie scripts, napkins, pocket scraps, random idea, scribbles, vietnam, Young Adult
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And To All a Good Night
In this holiday trilogy that should be read around the fire, Lawrence Benner brilliantly captures the heart and soul of Christmas. Plus evil, redemption, and the lifting of veils. Continue reading
Posted in Christmas
Tagged amsterdam, byzantium, Christmas, constantinople, copenhagen, holiday cheer, Hudson bay, larry benner, the elbe, the flood, to all a good night
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