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The Song Of Sloth

Maybe The Sleepytime Bear is actually some sort of REM sleep vampire who feeds on the delta brainwaves of insomniacs, keeping them asleep long enough to feed, while their life force slowly ebbs away. On the astral plane, he flies out in darkness on great bat-like wings, scouring the countryside, the valleys and thoroughfares of the night echoing with his bloodthirsty cries. Continue reading

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Interview With a Vampire Novelist

Wherein Lawrence Benner pulls the graveyard shift in a hotel filled with the most terrifying kind of guest–a novelist. Continue reading

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