Author Archives: Billy The Poet

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The Week in Bad Poems: Hillary Clinton Edition

Posted on April 18, 2015 by Billy The Poet

The field of hopefuls, and the rest of us hope less. Continue reading →

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The Week in Bad Poems: Is it Weird That Your Ass Reminds Me of a Kanye West Song Edition

Posted on March 7, 2015 by Billy The Poet

Stuff I read in the New York Times / In rhymes. Continue reading →

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Your Moment of Zen Edition

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Billy The Poet

And now, your moment of Zen. Continue reading →

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The Week in Bad Haiku: The Force Awakens

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Billy The Poet

Billy the Poet / watches some movie trailers / writes some bad haiku. Continue reading →

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7 Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Haters Gonna Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Edition

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Billy The Poet

All the news that’s fit to hate. Continue reading →

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Scotland Edition

Posted on September 20, 2014 by Billy The Poet

If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap. Continue reading →

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The Week in Bad Poems: Jay-Z Edition

Posted on August 30, 2014 by Billy The Poet

Poems of our time. In rhyme. Continue reading →

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